Friday, March 16, 2007

valerie plame, you make me want to divulge all over you

has there ever been a finer representative of our central intelligence agency? the answer is no. mainly cause these people are hard to identify. sometimes they wear mustaches and look like dudes. either way, as far as we know, valerie plame is the finest CIA agent ever. i will now address my favorite VP directly:

valerie, in my evening meditations, i consider four hour interrogations where you insist i tell you everything i know about clandestine central african matters. though i know little, your fineness induces creativity i have not experienced heretofore. god bless your fine ass heart.